Gripe Of The Day

People who drive diagonally across parking lots

If you are so stupid that you cannot read arrows, then perhaps you should not be driving a car.
Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you stupid, reckless, inconsiderate, or all three?

You are a danger to yourself and others. Forfeit your license now, and swear to never get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle ever again. The world will be a better place.

Plus, think of all the time you'll have to: eat fast food, talk on your cell phone*, listen to music, beat your children, pick your nose (or whatever), change your clothes, put on makeup and light your cigarette. All without people honking their horns and flipping you off! Yay!

Have a nice day.


* "texting" was not on this list because, let's face it, if you are unable to read arrows, then text is just another bunch of squiggly lines to you, anyway.