random amusements

Flapophobia

Hi, my name is Goldie, and I have a fear of licking envelopes.

I just sent a donation to the Arbor Day Foundation (NOTE: this is not a political statement) and as I raised the envelope towards my mouth...I *freaked*...and then spit on my finger to rub and seal the flap.

Not sure what the problem is. Just can't bring myself to put my tongue on that flap. EVER.

LOL...maybe it's Seinfeld's fault?!



References:
Arbor Day Foundation
Seinfeld episode: The Invitations